why ?

 

A woman was sitting on a windowsill on the 35th floor

of a building.

 

She was about to commit suicide.

 

The police surrounded the bottom of the building telling her NOT to jump.

 

Her husband was in the room with her

and kept trying to stop her.

 

She got nervous and fell,

yet she did not get or hurt or even a scratch.

 

Why?

 

   She fell INTO her room instead of out the window  

 

A boat will carry only 200 pounds.

How can a man weighing 200 pounds and his 2 sons,

each weighing 100 pounds,

use the boat to cross a river?

 

   First the 2 sons cross the river together. 

1 son then re-crosses the river to take t

he boat back to the man. 

The man then crosses the river  The other son

then re-crosses river.  Both sons then cross the river, and everyone is now on the other side.  

 

Looking at a picture a man says

"Brothers and sisters I have none

but that man's father is my father's son."

 

Whose picture is it?

   His son.  

 

 

If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg,

what kind of chicks would hatch?

   None.  Roosters don't lay eggs.